The only reason Tom Petty was in the Wilburys was that George Harrison left his guitar in Petty’s studio, and had to go get it. He brought Petty back with him.

I’m going to say “What is Tom Petty’s studio?”

The only difference between now and 10m years ago is that every creature had bigger teeth back then. Prove me wrong.

Why isn’t Ghost Rider 2 on this list? What the hell is The Amazing Bulk?

This list was put together just to drive “engagement”. I’m glad we’re doing it here instead of Collider’s website.

I would pick something remarkably awful, like Valerian and the World of a Thousand Cities. And at the end of the movie would be a note that says “I have to live with this, and now you do too.”

Never pass up a chance to fuck with future self’s mind.

https://www.tarrantcountytx.gov/en/county-judge.html

“I am committed to fostering a culture within Tarrant County that not only celebrates faith, family and freedom, but champions these core values. My mission is to make Tarrant County the safest large county in Texas and to remain a place where the American Dream is alive and well.”

-Tim O’Hare

I’m almost certain this term was used in at least one Bugs Bunny cartoon.

Wait…why are military colleges allowed to consider race during admissions?

911, what’s your emergency?

I found a dead body on the side of the road.

Where are you? I’m sending police to you now.

Uhh, I touched it.

OK, don’t do that. Do you have hand sanitizer?

I may have eaten some.

…

Also, I tripped. I may have slipped inside.

What does that mean?

I…completed.

Listen just stay where you are, police are on their way.

If Trump is elected, not only will the US continue to arm Israel, but also pressure other countries to arm Israel?

is CDi mainline?

You can’t have any pudding until you eat your meat.

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Laughing children are only a problem if they suddenly get quiet…

Happy cheesecake day!

Remember when BMW got shit for a subscription for heated seats? Subaru has been doing that shit for some time now.

Like others have said, change your passwords, activate 2FA if available, never reuse passwords etc, etc, etc.

I have been getting repeated warnings for unsuccessful logins to my Microsoft account for some time now. I’m guessing some bad actors are just throwing whatever leaked passwords they have hoping for hits. I have 2FA turned on and a password complex enough to deter dictionary attacks, so I’m not really concerned.

Can’t be. The internet’s wireless.

Are Lutherans catholic? I went to church a few times with my cousins years and years ago, and they were Lutheran. I snagged communion with them once, my aunt was so mad…

A few months ago, I pulled up to a red light behind an SUV. The SUV had a sticker (it didn’t fit the bumper) that said:

Honk if you would rather be watching the 1997 masterpiece The Mummy starring Brendan Frasier and Rachel Weiss

Of course I honked. Just a short little tap.

He was SO happy! I’ve never seen someone immediately ramp to 100, start bouncing, then rapidly roll down the window so he could punch the air and give a thumbs up.

Would I honk for pizza? No. But I honked for this, and I’m glad I did.

I own more than one ladder, and none of them were also used in an attempted presidential assassination.