Love it. 💪

That’s the spirit. …Cause fuck Nazis. Germany gets it. They’re like, “Trust us, ve know how dis turns üt.”

What a misleading and poorly written headline.

I’ve never seen a graph so metaphorically and literally apt.

Even his most ardent followers think he will live forever. It’s like a one man Kim Dynasty.

“….next…”?

😆

It doesn’t feel like it, though. I got banned from Reddit for going after MAGAts and fascists who initially instigated confrontation with me. America is rotting and even reddit is scared. Bitches. Bitches all around.

Heroin really makes you focus too, it’s great for long study sessions.

Saudi Govt: So MbS, what are we doing this week?

MbS: Well, first we’re gonna buy Pokémon Go, and if THAT goes well, then we’ll try to negotiate peace for Ukraine.

Saudi Govt: Priorities, Crowned Prince Mohammed. 💪

Broke into some noble’s house to investigate a murder and stole a bunch of stuff while I was at it, ironically yet stealthily stabbing a guard in the neck with a dagger so I wouldn’t get caught while discovering a secret chamber in the basement that led to ancient catacombs beneath the town, which ultimately led to ancient and mummified remains alongside golden chalices and crosses I absolutely pillaged and fully intend to sell for ducats, the significance of which I’m still unsure of.

Well, considering I can hear my neighbor through the wall right now, it’s hard to agree with this use of space.

Blow in the cartridge if it doesn’t work. 💪

It’s weird, fascist, demented behavior.

You’re goddamn right.

My grandfather did not fight in World War II for this shit. I hate this reality.

That hump day is real shit though.

I never noticed until this picture how much X looks like two swords crossed. Hmmm.

In the Fascist States of America, a McDonald’s techbro named BigBallz voice will serve you a burger with no beef, charge you double, and call it freedom.

You ask, where’s my Mcplayground? Well, it is outsourced, replaced with a sad bench on which a crying Ronald McDonald sits, holding a sign about liability.

… A disgusting yet relevant Cultural and anthropological study in how depraved people can become.

Do people understand that he’s suppressing free speech and the press, ironically, in the name of Truth and freedom. My God. The Fascist States of America are real.