Because living people usually don’t get buried. Only dead ones
Because living people usually don’t get buried. Only dead ones
Unfortunately, neither vanilla nor coffee beans are actual beans
This has to be the most creative “hidden Saddam” meme I’ve seen today
Come to think of it, why is stuff like nicotine gum only marketed to people who wanna quit smoking? Couldn’t non smokers also just use it for a mild high?
The aircraft carrier has clearly been placed on an aircraft carrier carrier
PLEASE keep calling it “googling it”, even if you use other search engines. If enough of us do that, then Google can lose the copyright to their name
I hate it when the Bluetooth gets caught on the door handle and rips my blue tooth out
Unfortunately only in culinary terms, as neither vanilla nor coffee beans are true beans
Putin should’ve thought twice about invading Cloud City
Well, he’s an alien. For all we know he might not even have had one to begin with
It did make 23 landings. The last one just included a RUD
Can’t make an omelette without breaking a few skulls
Mads looks genuinely upset that you interrupted their little love session
SMH my head, if not even Wild Wild West is historically accurate, then who can we even trust anymore?
Autoerotic asphyxiation
I don’t think I remember that episode of Archer
I never got why people were so attached to him. Sure, he had reason to literally be the weakest link in the party, being desperate and all, but they also only gave him like two scenes where he comes across as a likeable guy, and one of them wasn’t even in the theatrical cut
Or do the opposite, immersion therapy.
Pour superglue over yourself and glomp the next person you see. After two weeks, you’ll be used to being around other people
This is my private domicile and I will not be harassed
I did this and now my son is crying. Are you sure that’s good advice?
Edit: I might have misunderstood something