I remember back when YouTube just started showing ads. I knew they had ads for a few months, but i have never seen one. One night i was watching something on YouTube with my roommate, and an ad showed up. It was about a barcode scanner. They showed why you need a barcode scanner. They kept showing the uses of the barcode scanner. Put a barcode on your garbage bin, so you can scan it and scan what you threw away, so you know. We never skipped it and the ad just kept going. It was super weird, and it reminds me of a Tim Heidecker sketch, where you wait until they run out of ideas for barcode scanner uses, but they never did. Not for a second have i thought about buying one while watching this 45 min commercial, and i think people are delusional when they think they track their groceries with their smart fridge like that.

Unless they are like turbo autistic, then more power to them.

Your fridge is cooling for 13 more hours watch two ads now to get 4 more hours.

Why would someone buy a smart fridge for an apparent complex?

Even if it weren’t a samsung, i would always expect a screen to show ads. That’s all they want to do, show ads everywhere as much as they can.

Then you have an expensive fridge that isn’t even that good with a dark screen.

My dad owned a bunch of jeeps from the 90’s to 2005 ish. I never understood how anyone could buy more than one of these pieces of shit.

Yeah people are so dumb. You can go to a scrapyard and build a cheap car yourself. Why anyone would buy a car is beyond me.

What are they supposed to do? Not shoot children and get a slap on the wrist or even go to jail?

You have to respect these taliban, all terrorists, really. They may not like to blow themselves up, but gosh darn they do it anyway.

The chair company.

I’m re watching king of queens right now. It still holds up and i still kinda like it mainly as background noise. But it’s also super 00. They have a whole season or one and a half when they talk about being gay and how bad it is to be gay. It’s so odd to see. I get that it’s all jokes, but when they try to “make the child straight” and he says: it’s important that his child plays football, because he wants grandchildren and not visit some gay dude with cats or whatever. Like if it were so easy to turn a kid gay or straight, people would just do it.

I’m kinda like that. While i love high frame rates, i don’t think i see the upgrade. From 60 to 120? Not really sure. But from 120 to 60? Why is my game a slideshow?

And they still have trouble learning it.

Well yeah, would you like to talk with personified reddit?

They get anxious when they don’t sit in traffic

Oh god yes. For over 20 years i have bought pants that say: 32/32. Not really sure what it means, but i know that it’s length and waist or vice versa. They fit, every time. T-shirt is an M. Pullover a L. Why isn’t that not standardized? Why do women have a completely different system? Why is it different for children? Why are shoe sizes different depending on the brand?

Watch your health. Most of my friends have just accepted that they get fat when they get older. Just don’t

Some people are just loud. I might be the exact opposite. I always walk like a ninja. i prefer headphones, and i hate slamming doors. I once had a girlfriend who would slam doors in my house like it’s nothing. She was tiny compared to me, but i could hear her walk around upstairs, which i didn’t know was possible because i have concrete ceilings and an insulated floor.

It could also be a case of: and you are a virgin? Yes! Swear? …yes. okay then, a miracle

Even Will Smith’s disabled son would be ashamed of that.