Before there was Photoshop the program there was a literal photo shop where you edited photos IRL!

I’m in Britain, things did get very slightly less bad this year!

Hey Uncle Sam, the USA isn’t the whole universe!

Well the other thing is that it’s very difficult to instantly tell from a pseudonymous internet comment whether the writer is a normal person up for a civilised discussion or a troll just looking to wind people up. And no offence, but you sounded pretty pro-brexit so not unreasonable to suspect you were a troll!

Sealioning is a type of trolling or harassment that consists of pursuing people with relentless requests for evidence, often tangential or previously addressed, while maintaining a pretense of civility and sincerity, and feigning ignorance of the subject matter.

Whether or not you’re intending to do this your comments do come off a little bit like that. I don’t really like the term that much as people often use it to dismiss any further discussion, but it could be why the other commenters don’t want to chat.

Alright, alright, the shurethra if you want to get technical

Looking at this and your other comments I think they just don’t want to engage with the sealion

Ooh sauté, well lah-de-dah Mr Frenchman!

Just break the cigarettes, clue is in the name

Thankfully none of the ones I’ve seen do that!

the world has always been and will always be difficult

So why do you think a child deserves to be brought into a world where they’re going to suffer?

Kitchens often have powerful extract fans so really it’s the safest choice

Don’t worry, most of us find it pretty odd too, but apparently American media fucking loves them!

More just “America odd”. From a British perspective Americans seem to be very obsessed with their ancestry and talk about it like it’s their nationality. Just a culture difference.

Also be careful about assuming a Northern Irish protestant identifies as Irish!

Don’t worry friend, by asking this clarifying question we already know your answer is ‘a sufficient amount’

No, he’s English. Though according to Wikipedia his mum is Jewish and born in South Africa and his dad is protestant and born in Northern Ireland, which I guess to an American is “half Irish and half Jewish” because of their weird way of describing their ancestry like it’s their nationality.

Sounds like you already made it outside unless the tarmac and the bus stop are in your house

Well fortunately there’s none of that shit here!

You’ve got me there

Relevant xkcd, you were warned about this at least a decade ago