Science is not valid if it is not expensive. Gravity does not exist unless Adobe gets their cut.

Good.

This will be true in the future, but you are absolutely incorrect today.

And not a single penny will go to an affected party.

Putting a gun to my head. Even then, it’s a 50/50 I choose to starve to death instead.

Let me tell you a really corny joke. Trust me, it’s amaizeing.

Microsoft is doing a really good job convincing me to switch to Linux. Hopefully soon that will be a realistic possibility for me. Fuck Microsoft.