'Tis but a scratch.

I was working night shift during the elections. Watching it all unfold produced a lot of feelings.

Sounds kinda like programmer jobs where they ask for a code for a problem they have but don’t actually give anyone the job.

I don’t even like macaroni and cheese.

looney

(I get the feeling the joke was intentional)

Before:

After, and only available for 2026:

In other news, the Treasury is drafting a new $1 coin with the fuck-knuckle on both sides

Drafted image (WIP)

Like how Ross from “Friends” is crazy without the laugh track.

Perhaps… mongrel.

Take what good news you can

Doesn’t the AP not report something as fact if it hasn’t been explicitly revealed already? That’s how we got the meme of Vance being a couch fucker.

I wouldn’t want to get anywhere close to you. I’ve seen the kind of knives you buy. You’ll be throwing out more blades than Gilgamesh.

At :20 you can see the fear in is eyes as he’s about to just eat the right hook. Glorious shot.

Thankfully, there’s usually one person in the comments who braves the bullshit to bring the actual meat of the article. I was going to, but I see someone already quoted the main point.

Too easy. There was one scheduled on March 8th at 2am.

I’m getting flashbacks to the exile scene from Dark Knight Rises.

When I read the title, I first thought it was asking for money to help cover the costs of the coup, not funds for helping to document and expose the coup.

I’m not sure when exactly it was generated, but they missed out on having Trump in his baseball hat for the receiving of remains.

I gotta admit, I stopped watching him a while ago. Still doing more of the same?

We are gathered here today to honor the memory of Remember_the_tooth, who unfortunately committed suicide by shooting themselves 3 times in the back of the head and falling out a locked window.

Hey now. I like to look at boobs. Ol’ Whiskey Pete there is an insult.