Can he prove it? Has he done a DNA test?

Yeah, that’s what I thought. Fridge Wanker.

compo face

When I was in the states, fire stations were the obvious place to wait for cabs. Always open, always safe.

‘now’

I mean, out of 8.3 billion people, sure, I’m in a minority, but so are Americans. Like everyone in America is 4% of the global population and I know some people were tuning into that Kid Rock thing instead.

My bad, hadn’t spotted the sub. If someone wants to do this for free then more power too them!

How much are you paying for this commissioned piece of artwork?

I am not in, or from, the US and have watched the Super Bowl pretty much every year since 1984.

This was just the quotidian breakfast at Hossenfeffer Court. I suppose they might serve much the same at whatever counts as a ‘middle class hotel’, surely anything less would be grounds for complaint?

I’ve just taken a peek at the Savoy’s breakfast menu and it seems a bit spartan to me. No kidneys, no fried bread, no mushrooms, I’m troubled by their description of a ‘choice of egg’, and those modern, American, baked beans instead of traditional buttered beans. Is that the sort of thing you were thinking about?

Edit to add: crikey, just looked at the Ritz breakfast. Eggs, bacon, sausage, mushroom and tomato. And that’s it! The middle class do appear to have it somewhat rough. I blame the governement.

Yes he does!

I just eat whatever cook serves. Breakfast was pretty simple this morning: a choice of cereals, pastry basket, kippers with a poached egg, full English (just the standards - eggs to order, bacon, herb sausage, black pudding, white pudding, grilled tomatoes, mushrooms, grilled lambs kidneys, fried bread, buttered beans), followed by toast and marmalade, washed down with freshly squeezed orange juice. Oh, and coffee. So important. Just a normal ‘breakfast’, you know, whatever one’s finds in the chafing dishes plus the eggs. So ‘breakfast’, does that count as one food item?

Chasity does.

Crazy 'cos the steg has the thagomiser!

Your flower delivery driver crashed 0.3 away from your food delivery driver. He can still crawl through the fog of pain to the flowers but they might be fucked up beyond all recognition.

Send chocolates to your flower delivery driver’s hopsital room!

Am in the UK. Will be having buffalo wings for breakfast.

What the fuck is it with this guy and chillies? Oooh, my layer of microtriches over the tegument at the shared body wall surface! Burns like fuck!

“It is not uncommon for cars to crash into houses…”

J1. Again. Ok then!

Thank you, I hadn’t seen that before!

All flying cars that have been built have been shit as a car and shit as a plane. The only variations is how much the shit leans towards the car functionality or the plane functionality.