That’s actually pretty good.

Is Michelangelo wearing a Rolex?

Are you sure?

Could be the only things you can trust.

Also sad: every Disney protagonist.

Doctors? You mean dentists?

Those fucking cum gutters got my hetero Willy twitching in my Christmas 2003 knickers.

Edit: fixed the gutters.

Nice try Ai Spy boy.

He’s now 300lbs and eats 5 pounds of nachos, over exceeding our expectations.

You’re ready for a minute on Kill Tony.

The older mom from Goonies?

I named a stray puppy I got off the street one very cold night, Yemaya, before I realized it was a little dude. I got thrown off by the luxurious hair. He was a little gay guy for the rest of his days.

That’s prejizz is effectively dick tears.

Sweet

Yes.

Two corn dogs in shower.

I pity a fool that don’t act right.

Being in the moment is wonderful. Especially when it comes with a succulent, warm, moist, long and salty corn.

The mathematics going on in that kitties brain at that moment are more complex than any AI bot - Accidental Intelligence.

The who-knows-what-sexual that took the pic of homo-umus didn’t show them/them painted fingernails for some reason 👉🏻✊🏻 /s