Oh stop it. Plenty of used computers are perfectly fine. There isn’t a single thing you need done that can’t be done with a 15 year old PC. You don’t need “agentic AI” to generate horse slop in your home, you don’t need terabytes of pirated content you can’t watch anyway, you don’t need video games.

We live in the golden era of thrifting PCs and disconnecting from the slop and nonsense of modern computing.

Why… why… why are the disks upside down?

You must have started using them at the tail end of their life when stuff got cheaper including the drives.

And “woman” vs “women” is something that you see, what, 1500 times a day? Yeah it’s a real puzzler.

It’s like a handful of words.

A “woman” is singular. Why can’t people get this right?

Well, to be fair, that’s a hell of an air gap. And those things were very safe, not even the Lockpicking Lawyer can open those.

In a world of law and order

Ohhh ho ho ho hoooo hohohohohoo hohoho good one.

Sort the porn from the installers for programs you’ll never actually use, that’s step 1.

Negative frequency is a concept in signal processing, and many other domains.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negative_frequency

Phase could be the thing, beats me, it’s been a while. Negative resistance is also another one of those concepts that pop up now and then, specifically negative differential resistance.

They aren’t “powering everything”. JFC go lick a wall outlet, that’s what powers many things. WiFi is information, and indeed, they try to make it use less and less power.

The pedocracy. New term coined.

U’h, wha’t? Theirs, hers, his, ours, they also “archaic”?

“it is head”? “it is diaper”? Can you learn some basic grammar before having an autistic rage meltdown?

Pretty sure it’s written “COMPETITION” in the strip.

causa belli

It’s “casus” belli

Bah they’ll just say “miner” and blame it on a typo.

I’m so old I think of this

https://youtu.be/5haMVR5my-s?t=43

Who does he think he is? Madeleine Albright?

What is a Moxie Marlinspike?