What is it with old people these days? Just lazing about and sipping lattes, probably.
They put a wrong kind of mushroom in charge. Surely it should have been a magic one, and they’d had a proper party.
I agree with Nick.
First seven characters are comments, for sorting the cards automatically if you drop them on the floor, obviously. Strictly 80 characters per line.
UK’s version of Geert Wilders, but probably a fair bit smellier for all the fags and ales he consumes.
That’s not too bad. Tesco and B&Q parking areas have worse offenders most days.
For Neil Peart I’d be happy to overlook any ethical considerations.
That’ll be piss-poor engineering.
However, wiping eyes with fresh chillies is clearly preferable to either.
‘Operation Early Dawn’ - who comes up with the names? I’m cringing so hard my cheeks hurt!
Alternative headline: journalist is upset when the PM didn’t say what he wanted the PM to say
I see, we are going meta now.