Surprise booty biter.

Well I updated… Where is it Google? Just give it to me damnit, let’s goooooo.

Lineage OS has had this feature for some time now.

Don’t forget Penile, KY

Yes, and he was going to be euthanized by the zoo because of his medical issues. He was rescued by a Russian couple who runs the youtube channel “i_am_puma”, starring Messi.

An old time classic.

🎶 Kids With Guns🎶

🤣 No kidding!

Dude I know you get down voted a lot but you are probably my most favorite person on this platform. Always love to come across a Lost My Mind comment. Never know what to expect but im probably going to fucking laugh.

It used to be that they would not leave packages unattended at a residence, they would leave a note on the door about an attempted delivery. I suppose with the rise of online shopping things had to change. I don’t see American delivery companies bothering with trying to contact you/retrying deliveries, they just want to get out as many packages as possible… and there is a LOT they have to deliver in a day.

You do have a lot of choices in how you want your items delivered depending on the delivery company. Most of the have apps/websites where you can choose to have them hold the package, or deliver it to a specific location on property. By default packages will be left at the door.

Personally I have never had a problem with porch pirates, and if a package is expensive or important I will have the delivery company hold it and pick it up there.

Definitely the counter terrorist spawn point.

I really thought it was “slut life” for years until I thought, “Surely not this many people right?”. So I searched online for slut life sticker and that’s when I learned it was salt and not slut.

Didn’t see it mentioned here but check out Keep Alive.

https://f-droid.org/packages/io.keepalive.android/

Oh it’s a snaaake.

Where do find such bootlickers?

I cried when my Tamagotchi “pet” died.

Never gonna give you up in my ass.

Wonder if you can still catch a faint wiff of pizza at times.

Don’t forget to support capitalism as well!

It’s gotten much better for me as I’ve aged, I really don’t think about it now.

When I used to get these, the thing that made them stop immediately was standing up. It seems like the last thing you want to do, but standing up and putting all weight on both legs as soon as I felt one coming always did the trick.