Nostalgia is just another fun thing for those who love studying history.

Occasionally I get complaints about my hands being cold or my breath being bad

So true. Why even call it “insurance” when the policy doesn’t cover shit

Started out as a kid running to greet father. Ended up with father on skateboard trying to fry the kid’s head

There really is no application in this for a woman. Long shot but maybe an erect nipple?

excellent idea

But it doesn’t count if you have to hold it in your hand to do it. It must be done hands free.

Few things are as stunning as watching them be released. Allowed to roam free. And then nature makes it even more stunning as a small gust of cold air wakes them up at their very core. The most prevalent but dormant section comes to life reaching up for the sky

Agree. Wear it until it’s ready for the laundry.

what do you think causes downvotes on perfect shitposts?

When you read the headline before seeing the chart were you going to guess when it falls out

Stains do you want to go to the park? Ok it’s time to go. Come Stains

Wasn’t there a popular song with that title?

funny thing is that even though it’s a chocolate cake it smells like fish

would you do a bit of licking it before eating it?

If I had a dirty mind I might think you were implying that I would lay my coordinates chart on her back

They never seem to grasp that a remark like that can cause you to go limp immediately

I think this is more about the length of something vs how tall you are

To be fair and equal should the same be done with girls and use the term “rack size potential”