Great idea but a cargo ship has like 2% top surface showing, the rest is containers of future landfill :(

I always assume people who end statements with question marks talk like David from Schitt’s Creek?

Gross (from old French ‘gros’). Consider (from old French ‘Considerer’). People (from Anglo-French peple, people, Old French pople, peupel)

Tu veux dire ?

Oh that reminds me of The Dublin Trilogy

A Man With One Of Those Faces definitely crime/mystery!

Even as a Scot,

the Gaelic language, whose preservation is vital not only to our cultural heritage but also to the vibrancy and future of our community

Away and dinnae talk shite. It’s a totally unnecessary, pointless language and that’s why it’s dying. Stop hoovering up taxpayer’s money and get a real fuckin job. And stop putting Gaelic on roadsigns too, what an absolute waste of money 😂

That anyone outside of the US or the middle east even gives a fuck whether you’re an atheist or not

That’s weird guys come on

I’m not religious but I dunno. Could you say that about, say the archbishop of Canterbury? The guy’s got ten times the brains and university degrees than you and I put together tbh

I’m guessing that because your title looks like it was written by a 12 year old, the double-entendre was entirely unintended

You’re no fun :(

Great @great now we @us can have @having comments @lol that look like @looking @like this @this all the time @fuckinannoying

I once accidentally spoke french to a waitress in Greece then apologised and said I wasn’t actually french. She went on a ten minute diatribe about how french people are the bane of her life because they refuse to speak English with her and just get louder and louder in french 😂

I just use “the LGBTQ community”

If that offends anyone, they’re that 0.00000001% of attention-seeking twats that get upset about anything for the sole reason of making any issue about themselves, no matter what

They are also the loudest, mind you

Like I give a fuck

Yep I realise that and totally understand but titles like “About the time of year to do it” coupled with a video thumbnail saying “Everybody should be doing these things” is just fuckin clickbait gash mate

Literally doesn’t tell me a single thing about what the vid includes and why I should watch it

Do what?

Are you just spamming your channel?

Anyone who includes Fife and Dundee as having a stuck up and pretentious accent is either deaf or geographically challenged

Had an Italian friend (as in, from Italy, not someone whose great great great great grandpappy once snorted a line of parmesan) tell me the reason for this.

Italian women are notoriously hard to woo, and will resist all advances to appear “hard to get”

Italian men (As in, actually Italian, not people who think obnoxious behaviour can be excused by far-removed genetics) realise that it’s way easier to try and get their balls emptied chasing slappers called Sharon from Essex

Not at all, I’m just joking 😃

The more posts on UK subs the better. Did you see how upset some of the yanks were on the other post? I got a fuckin death threat via PM 😂

How many pairs of Adidas tracksuit bottoms do you own?

Thievin bampot!

They spent the no-strings-attached cash mostly on housing, a study found

They had to hand it straight back to greedy landlords in order not to be evicted

Sorted that headline for you, nae bother hen