Don’t get too close or they’ll charge you. And water should be free.

It has to do with going alt-right. Elle Reeve wrote a book about it. If you prefer video, she did an interview with Adam Conover.

On the contrary, during World War II, French prostitutes would purposely spread venereal disease to nazis. They would also get nazis hooked on heroin.

Unfortunately, MAGAs tend to already have both those issues.

9/11: One Day in America

Also, you’re being co-habited by just a massive amount of bacteria, each of which has their own priorities.

Because you don’t want your voters to have to think about nuanced issues. You want them to react with pure emotion.

Strong Bad said it best: “It’s like, even when we win, he wins.”

Ew, at least shave it first.

No one in Hollywood or on YouTube recalls this. Everytime i see someone on fire I shout “STOP DROP AND ROLL” at the TV, but they just stand there and flail like morons.

Just had to spend over $10k on a new air conditioner in the 90F degree heat.

They were baked. They have a sprinkle of smoked paprika on top. I try to do humaning well by filling up my plate with veggies, but I’d be lying if I said they were anywhere near as good as the sandwich.

50F is the perfect temperature.

It helped when I saw the descriptions beneath the tree

Do you have Ehlers-Danlos syndrome?

Do you have Ehlers-Danlos syndrome?

Yes but you have to use twice as much.

I’ve been told at one office that they didn’t allow patients to switch doctors within the same practice. Currently, I live in a very small town, and am on Medicaid. I’ve been trying to switch to the only other practice in town (my current doctor has made 5+ screw-ups with medication, and has declined to write down my information and make requested referrals), but they’re dragging their heels. So I’m not holding my breath that it will be any better. Anyway, I guess my point, apart from the rant, is that the system is even more fucked than you say.

We straight up electing Captain Planet villains.

I’m baking sourdough tomorrow.

So it’s more of a side hustle.