It’s wank o’clock baby!!

Step 1: feed them to a cow Step 2: you now have a fluffy pet cow Step 3: profit

Then get some treatment, or go somewhere better.

The thing is a genre defining masterpiece! I can’t believe the critics didn’t realize that in the '80s.

Well much to my dismay I actually read the article and surprise surprise Fox 2 is just regurgitating Reddit post without doing any actual fucking journalism. Great job team.

At least back in 2016 I could forgive people for just being plain ignorant and not understanding the consequences of their votes, but this time around I really think people are just hateful racist bastards.

I for one welcome our horseshoe crab overlords. Tardigrades would be a very cool second choice, but they’re probably too busy being the perfect organism to give a shit about taking over the planet.

Don’t be ashamed. Embrace the beautiful roar of your mighty little three-cylinder nugget. Let The raucous tones flow through your veins and release that sweet sweet dopamine when you jam the throttle pedal to the floor.

You know there is still time to snatch up a fantastic Toyota GR Yaris and elevate your life!

I guess the “current rate” for a canceled flight ticket would be $0…

I find it kind of reassuring that at least our votes actually mean something to someone and the entire process isn’t completely rigged, otherwise no one would fucking bother.

Yes it seems like that should be the duty of a functional government… Oh wait…

It’s like rayiaiiiiiiin!

Schrödinger’s less popular pet

If the rape didn’t ruin her life and steal her autonomy, the FORCED MOTHERHOOD absolutely did.

Good on ya mate

Ty from a new fan

No Doc Holliday?

Actually it’s lieutenant Colonel Buzz Killington to you, scrub.

Have you heard about our Lord and Savior the poop knife?