Skrinkflation has hit everything…

What do you call a deer which can’t see, has no legs, and is thrusting?

Still no fucking idea.

I see the before picture but where is the after picture?

I asked once and they looked at me funny so that’s why I do the opposite now. It seems to work. /s

I’m pretty easy, I just ask for it to be cut shorter and go with whatever they suggest.

My bad! How silly of me.

Does Discord count? If not then I don’t use anything else.