I didn’t think I would have to throw down today.
I didn’t think I would have to throw down today.


He, also suffers from the same genital defects as Hitler. Fun fact.


Living in a cell is such a drag.


He sucks cock, just to make sure he isn’t gay.


A good poop cures a lot of ailments.


First I read “My CRAP.” Glad your pain is gone.


Botched like his penis surgery.


I believe they removed his brain and it mysteriously went missing.
Old country is great. Dolly, Willie, Patsy, Waylon, Hank, Cash.
Only new stuff I like is Sturgill. He’s great.


I’ve had my ipad for 6 years and still feels new. Still gets updates.


Sometimes, violence IS the answer.


I thought their favorite off duty activity is domestic violence?
Bang your walrus


Always had a crush on her.


Imagine if he turned into the shit Hulk?


The Mask? Ace Ventura?


I just wear no clothes like god intended.


Phat
90s kids are late 30s to mid 40s.
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