

Ohhhh and where’s NJ on that list? Hm, no where? That’s fucking right, we know how to do things the right fucking way I don’t wanna hear SHIT from any PA nutters, NY jackasses or MAsshole drivers, best drivers in the nation, highest population density, one of the lowest fatal accident rates per CAPITA.
That’s fucking right!! We’re goddamn ridiculous goofballs who deserve every ounce of your love and adoration 😤
We’re the nicest people in the whole fucking nation, we just got a prickly facade. And we’re the safest drivers. A native NJ driver can merge into a gap smaller than their own car without harming a fly. And you’re gonna love our Taylor Ham, that’s right, it’s Taylor Ham, get the fuck outta here with your pork roll bullshit.