I mean… they’re barbarians, not BARBARIANS

Sure, he was arrested, but the playground cred he just earned is going to carry him long beyond any incarceration.

It’s 100% a lose-lose situation no matter how you chop it up, so if I can at least get some Betelgeuse-level of affection from the designated House slut in the meantime, it’ll dull the pain otherwise.

Seat #9 - at least I could get a handie from BoBo after a few in-flight vodkas…

There’d be hair restoration & ED specialized wizards within a year.

Here’s another example of a fuckwit “celebrity” who just couldn’t keep their shit opinions to themselves & now they’re going to get absolutely drug for the next few months, their lives (hopefully) turned upside down.

Hope that RNC check was enough, burnt jizzbag

It’s so realistic

Guys? Where? This is a photo of floating hi-viz vests, isn’t it?

Except Panera’s not even in the same league when it comes to completely unnecessary deaths… religion/ church has millennia & millions up on Panera.

Edit: Panera also has far less sweaty-palmed, Father Feelgood kiddie-diddling accusations as well.