Brussels sprouts, not the small bitter little bitches, but the big, fat, tiny cabbages cut in half and fried, tossed with sea salt and a sweet/sour or sweet/hot sticky sauce is so good you’ll want to punch a baby in the face.

Cauliflower, pickled, tossed with cornstarch and fried, top with bbq sauce. OR toss with oil, salt, curry powder and roast will make you question your previous life and the regrets of time wasted not shoveling it into your face hole.

Source: 35+ years making food so good people would line up to smell your breath after a meal.

What happens now? You reap what you sow. Please do not flush the rest of the world down your toilet.

Oh, also my 2¢ about the Jars is that it’s very slow to bring up and aim, the crossbow I found more numbleneith the same effectiveness/fun factor.

Very satisfying to hit one bot to have it explode and take out a group, 2 shots down the exhaust in a factory and it’s done as well.

Run it with scout armor and you can sneak into the position you need to do the most damage.

So I was a GM for a FS company’s account for an Investment Firm in Seattle for awhile, and for some reason they wanted me to pay the coffee account through my company credit card. Okie, dokie.

There were 3 floors of Starbucks coffee machines that ground and brewed each individual cup, and the hoppers on top held 2-3lbs (I forget). So that was min. 4 machines per floor, plus the C suite and catering, all the coffee we bought was from the same vendor. Now the kicker was, NONE of the storage cabinets in the break rooms had locks, so the employees were walking off with a veritable shit ton of free, premium coffee beans.

My CC had originally the standard 5k credit limit…and with everything else I needed to purchase that wasn’t going to be enough for the month, so I got the regional comptroller to get the limit increased…and then again…and then again.

We spent about 12-15k per month on just coffee (at our cost) which would translate to about 50k in sales to the company.

[Bonus bit: My CC limit ended up at a 35k limit which I kept after I left that account… nobody believed me that it was so high. I was a superstar doing openings when we needed to get new kitchen equipment that day and we rolled out to the local restaurant supply store and bought it on the card…at the end of my time with that company I was at a bitch of an account and stopped doing my monthly reconciliation report, to the tune of 6-7 months and over 250k of charges that they were screaming at me to get the receipts turned in…and to be honest I was out of fucks to give, and they made us use a new system that was absolutely a huge piece of time sucking shit].

Hilarious!

Scortcher is fantastic with one caveat: you will be ammo starved the entire time. Weirdly enough I love using the crossbow and don’t feel the same (just surprised when the magazine is empty)…

I love any main that takes out bot chickens (scouts)., and this fits the bill nicely. I haven’t used the plasma pistol yet because the SMG and shotgun (Halt) were…ehhhhhhhh… Not good for me, so I’m a bit shy about replacing the senator.

They should try Truth Social.

…fucking hell

And I am here for it!

…so far

Coupled with the fact that a fully armed Europe would have been viewed as a very large threat to the USSR and they might have started some shenanigans before they collapsed.

May Democracy keep you safe.

Yup…same

Personally I like it when I step over a destroyed Rocket Devastator and am launched into oblivion across the map… happened 2x so far, next time I’m going to try and emote mod-air

Actually surprised this wasn’t in Benidorm

TBH no raisins so probably not as bad a could be.

Fucking 3rd world shitholes

The most raped dolphin wins?

Modern cave came from Old French which took it from Latin cavea

Good news!

You get a rifle, the next man gets the ammunition. When the man with the rifle dies, pick up the rifle and load it, so the next man who grabs it from your cold, dead hands can shoot it.