Wow, it’s accurate. Have snow, no bats

Hurr gurr Al’memum

Depends on what your power-delivery is.

European style: way more power aaaand more deadly :)

Us-Style, less power, (about 30% longer to boil a similar volume-kettle) and somewhat less deadly.

Gas-stove-style: most of your actuall power goes besides your pot and doesnt heat the water, some heats the handle, how fun.

HiPER scientific calculator

Salves all of your calculator needs, else you use Python or something.

Things like that have existed for quite a while…

Don’t feed my demons

Pear trees love doing that. Sadly laws here require people to get rid of their trees.

“But it always was like that”

No. Dangerous or something. Maybe the argumentation is different, but i miss the trees.

What is it today and throwing my phone across the room? I’ve read that just now in another post. Its gona break, so i aint doing it.

Yes it is metaphorical. But a metaphor that makes people defensive isnt that great?

Thanks for the long message knstructing me on getting my life together. Perhaps I will even act on it, at some point.

Yes!

Sorryy, can’t come into work today, CAT on my car.

Well if you can consume about 10 kg of honey at once, you’ll do fine.

(100g of honey is about 308kcal, and we are looking to get to 21’000kcal, soo about 6’181grams)

The difference in the horses used in transportation we made into lasagna. We ate quite a lot of Lasagna back in the day…

There was less wind, before they built the windmills! They are lying to us! They are trying to make storms! Please help us in stopping the windmills, because they mill the wind and make it stormy. And I do not like storms.

Aha! Are you br**ish?

If I was a lighter, I would be used to set fire to things, like cigarettes and campfires and a billionaire’s palace and cigarettes inside prison.

If you’re cold, they’re cold, let those soldiers in! Repeal the 3rd amendment!

I get that, but guess what, me can’t.

I do something, then i need a break, and apparently having negative work ethic is possible, because during my break I need a break.

And when I am knee-deep in breaks, then suddenly the day is way over.

I know this one, it was a profile pick of mine somewhere once.

This is horrible, i hlove it!

Yes, you will get a very similar result, but have less oil in it.