I’ve been told in the past that if you feel yourself going into a fib, you should push like your trying to shit to bring you out of it.

I’d like to think that 1 raspberry is the equivalent to 5 or 10 bananas. With 1 banana being worth about $10 US, baboon is doing just fine.

I want that Kriega R25 backpack pretty bad, but damn is it expensive. Fits very nice though and well made.

I like my lava lamp.

He’s whatever he needs to be, depending on who he’s speaking to.

We are so fucked.