The cat came back, the very next day…

The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it.

- George Orwell

The two or three N64 games that are actually worth playing have already been recompiled into PC versions.

Discover new worlds, name them after yourself and then sell them things.

They’re making fun of the Toronto Maple Leafs’ inability to win the Stanley Cup.

The future is over. We missed it.

Spoiler: They stayed dreams.

Oh fuck off. You’re not the victim here.

8.1818181818181818…

It’s coarse and rough and irritating and gets everywhere.

Are you sure it wasn’t a reptile egg?

250 years vs. 319 years. Not as much of a gap as you might think.

Team orange or team green?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot slaps CaptPretentious around a bit with a large trout

I thought it was Harry.

DOS > OS/2 > FreeBSD > Debian > Gentoo > Ubuntu > Mint

It’s been toppling since George W. Bush.

Just means you get corn juice in addition to all those fruit juices.

The same thing they do every night.

You did not want to encounter a jurassic drop bear.