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Shit. That’s a big oops. Been a very long day.

Holding out for the Anne Frank Trapper Keeper phone.

Unholy Confessions In My Ass

Monday morning at a software company dude walks into the bathroom smelling like stale tequila. Sits on the toilet next to my stall. Grunts, moans, says exactly this. Proceeds to have explosive diarrhea and pukes on his shoes. It was 7am. What a start to the week. He just powered through. Ran his shoes under the sink and simply went to work. Something tells me this wasn’t his first rodeo.

Wonder if it’s a hunter gatherer type thing. Like F yeah get out there vs I just want to pick berries.

Won two three MUAHMAHHAHA. You know what I miss? Youreakas Castle my Jam.