allriledup [they/them]

I miss the 90s/early 00s internet. Everyone had their own little corner of the web. Not like today, where it’s tiktok this, snapchat that. No one has their own little corner. Everything is commercialised, and advertising is absolute dog shit and thrown down your throat. :(

whoa, you mean sentient animals feel pain?? WHAT!?

Nah, the screaming in horror is just air escaping /s

so you’re saying they’ll be plated with fake gold?

I have stuffies too! I have a glowworm i got as a baby, and i have a lion who i’ve had for many years. No shame in having stuffies if they bring you joy. Fuck what other people think.

continues deporting US citzens

- Drumpf

The only national security risk is Drumpf.

I should have known. Everything in FG is a reference to something else.

so… family guy didn’t come up with this song?

he. IS. GORGEOUS!

holy shit, it’s almost 10 years since 2018. Surely 2018 was only last year??

neeeeeeeeeeerd :3

No, don’t kill them OP. They didn’t ask to be born a venomous critter. They’re just trying to live their best life. Please don’t kill them :(

I want a white Christmas. Instead, I’m gonna have a Christmas that is 42C. Sucks.

Reminds me of a joke:

Dogs: Humans feed me and pick up my litter! They must be gods!

Cats: Humans feed me and pick up my litter! I must be a god!

I hope Trump and Elon go broke when the AI bubble bursts, and I REALLY hope it’s soon.

Time for a feature phone.

A common mistake, as it were.

$35 is a rookie number! You gotta up your game!

especially when you’re uber old like me and need to go back 4 decades to choose DOB

With the 6 time bankrupt “leader” at the helm, that’s surely a guarantee.