Really? After the absolute clownshow that was Starfield, my expectations for TES6 are extremely low.

God, will someone just punch him already?

Wow, you’re a twat.

“make her feel better for 5 minutes by making him feel worse for… however long that scar lasts, oh, and you can’t find a relationship because you suck” has got to be the shittest take I’ve heard all day

SIGTERM: stop that.

SIGKILL: That was not a request.

Case power button: listen here you little shit

This is exactly why he gives me the heebie jeebies. That fuck would sell out his own mother for a Klondike bar.

I will chip in if someone sets up a GoFundMe to do exactly this

Like, how much could it possibly cost to hire someone in NYC to do this for a few hours some night? Surely this is a crowdfundable amount.

Everyone on Lemmy is a bot except you.

I promise it’s not all bots

I still cannot fucking believe, in all that time onstage, that was the thing that made Biden come alive. Fucking golf.

I don’t know if you’re in the same boat I am, but this is about the boat I’m in:

saw that on here a couple days back, and I’ve been applying to jobs for six months! The 'tism is some bullshit.

I’m sure I could get a job at Walmart or McDonald’s if I had no standards, but frankly I’d rather just scrape by doing Uber and Lyft. And everything else that I have applied to? Got me two whole interviews. In six months. Which I then never heard back from.

Fuck modern employment culture, man.

If he wins, we’re not going quietly either.

You think the Oompa Loompa is gonna lose quietly?

Oh no, friend, that’s when shit gets real.

“oh no, the vegans are leaving!” said no-one ever

Don’t care + touch grass, don’t eat it. Bye 😘

no no, you misunderstand, vegans/vegetarians usually aren’t doing it to be healthy, they’re doing it to feel morally superior.

What you mean to mock them with is “yeah cartels are wholesome, sex and drug trafficking is good for the soul 🤗”

I’m still in the process of letting mine die (hope is a stubborn thing), but sometimes you need to accept your lot in life. Not everyone gets to do everything they want to.

now, I just don’t know what else to dream for instead. As it is, I’m just existing and waiting to die.

Friendly reminder that nobody asked you for your opinion on others choices, and it’s a shit one.

On the one hand, yeah, this is a horrible thing to say to someone

On the other, if anyone ever reminded you of Stephen from Django Unchained… This guy’s a pretty good candidate.

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The homing briefcase will forever be one of my favorite if not my absolute favorite bugs. Especially as it was later embraced as a feature.