Nobody has ever loved me like this

That took me a minute 😆

Should have specified Felis catus

I miss presidents (and administration members) that, yes, would spin, but would also respectfully (and coherently) state their arguments and cases to the press.

Word = American

Seriously, I completely missed the joke at first, assuming Mom does office work, and has some important Zoom meetings to attend.

So meme-clever that it fails to make any coherent point

Grow or die. Tech’s endgame is Logan’s Run (book version), actually.

It wasn’t masked ICE agents this time, but they’re still fucking cowards in my book.

Nice. All those old lawyer jokes have found new life.

I just looked earlier today at WalMart’s self- reported profit margin for FY 2024, and it was approximately 4.2%. I had much the same thought. Even if tariffs are only raised by 10% on their imported products, that has the potential to completely disappear their profits. I’m enough of a socialist-leaning person to need to point out this: The American conception of corporations only purpose being profit machines has only existed in its current form since he 1980s, and is not an absolute law of economics. However, I’m certain that Trump is only interested in making Trump look good.

I entered kindergarten already a reader, thanks to PBS programs like Sesame Street and Reading Rainbow. Later, as a pre-teen my local PBS offered great British sci-fi Saturday afternoons featuring Tom Baker as the lead on Doctor Who , and The Tripods .