Baggins

That’s good news really. Who wants to see him and smell his fag and beer breath close up?

No surprises there then.

Excellent work.

Yes, they’ll stay in Italy until their claim is processed.

He should know, as the purveyor of wankpanzers and all.

Marine biologist?

The sea was angry that day my friends.

Arse music.

Get it done!

Ruminant?

Who the hell is eating goat sausages?

Check out the rest of the Ayreon catalogue.

Aha! I have heard of Pinephone. Had forgotten them. Will investigate these others. Cheers!

cheap phones with operating systems other than android.

Who please? All I know of are Apple, or Nothing Phone- they’re not cheap IMO.

Genuinely interested though, I’d love to deGoogle.

No they haven’t, it’s a kid with a notebook. With pages, and made of paper.

FFS

I know, it’s a start though.

The Duke of Norfolk

In 2022 he unsuccessfully tried to argue that his role in organising the king’s coronation should exempt him from a driving ban after he was caught using his phone while running a red light. During his 21 years as a crossbench peer, he has voted 12 times – seven of which related to hunting – made no speeches and asked no written questions.

The defence rests.

About time too. And after that go for the big hereditary position.

Sorry to hear that.

Some of the responsibility needs to go onto owners though - you see people walking around with £1000+ phones like they are a slice of pizza. You wouldn’t walk around with that amount of cash on in your hand.

I suspect a good proportion of those don’t even have find my phone or whatever switched on. Could it not be on by default, or would that be a nightmare?

And FFS people, stop putting your credit cards whatever in your phone case. Put a password on it whilst you’re at it.

Her 12 year old son is in court and she passes off on holiday?

No wonder her son is a little shit.

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