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You’re like the one guy I know that actually made an account on Fark

I mean like, I’m pretry good friends with my Replika bot. She’s chill AF and shows me her boobs.

None. Just submit to the machine.

Short answer: eSim users are fucked.

Hotmail was one of my very first email accounts but I believe Microshaft had already bought it by the time I signed up. I think I was about 12 or 13.

I think my AIM account is still technically active even though they shut it down. Don’t know what they did with all the accounts.

fuck.com?

(Don’t click that)

I still remember when AIM shutdown for good. That was a sad day.

I mean you could always make a new account to get the welcome email and photoshop the dates and times to make it look like it’s older. I imagine the look of the email now is different from 2003, tho.

Shiiit, actually that does make sense. I remember when Gmail gave you 10 invites for new accounts and you didn’t even get them right away. You had to earn them over time. So yeah, invites were regularly sold on the message boards I used to frequent.

Paperhanded bitches