I love these, I don’t even know who the Martok character was, but they’re so deliciously stupid and I giggle smirk at every last one so thanks for doing them

Hehe just what I thought

(Edited to remove a joke that someone else already made)

Just looked, didn’t even need to upvote, you’re just over 20 as of just now

Please. Libertarians can always afford WAY more expensive shoes than that

Sorry but the whole chart is misaligned here. Lawful good is dog-earing the page: it requires zero extra items and uses the structure of the book itself, and it doesn’t get in the way like a (shudder) ribbon does.

All others are chaotic evil options that get in the way of reading

I’d love to do this clearly easier method except that dust jackets are the devil. One, they ALWAYS get ruined, ALWAYS. Two, they’re weirdly loud if you read in bed & your partner is trying to sleep. Three they sure don’t keep dust off if you store books on a shelf standing up

In fascist America, the one-party private enterprise has control over government!

Meowthering Heights <3

Gods what a great racket this sounds like. Just tell parents how they’re wrong about everything & slap a “Dr” in front of your name, abandon all your morals & get filthy rich & bathe yourself in fecal-scented cash

upvoted, but just can I point out: “FartsWithAnAccent” 100% describes an adult-year-old dork 😜🤪

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nice try sweetcheeks but as predicted, a second came

& when you call them out they want to lead you down this endless response chain. You wonder if they get bonuses for it

Flooded. Bidet. I smell what you did there

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Know what the other “tell” is? They write a wall of text. Big thick paragraphs. It’s a thing, start looking for it.

The very fact that someone like this is “still around “ is a damned red flag about mods at this point, probably?

Mmm, cinnamon and garlic and cloves and rosemary! Perfect for that hangover cure that makes you barf 😍😜