Knight jumps queen! Bishop jumps queen! Pawns jump queen!

Wait till you see what happens in chess.

The entire legal system has taken a wait and see attitude about all these cases because none of them want to be the one who puts a president in jail, and look what’s happened.

Could have set the precedent and saved us all a lot of Sorrow, but fuck it, a guilty man walks free, right into the white house.

They are all now complicit in what he does.

Throw… the… fucker… in… jail…

The rest of us would have already been in there!

I have done my duty as a citizen.

Ironically not a movie about democracy…

Didn’t you ever play with a kid who always cried “NO FAIR!” any time he lost something? That’s, like, half our country right now…

Free and fair for them, not for you…

Well I’m sure Musk will be happy to build them one once he’s done sucking Trump’s dick and meddling in our election. Hell, he’ll probably throw in a free blowie for Xi as part of the deal!

This is how democracy dies, not with a bang, not with a whimper, but a “cha-ching!”

“I have never met a person who can…”

Who the hell are Becquerel or the Curies!?

That’s all a sign of just how sick our society is. We can treat mental health, we can offer higher quality education, by doing so, we give a person the opportunity to elevate their socioeconomic status. These are largely key factors in criminal behavior. But instead we just lock up the criminal, because it’s cheaper. We can’t fix our society until the government stops prioritizing profit over health and education.

As a stupid American, I ate the egg whole… What now?

I think he said moose and squirrel!

You ever see a dude buy a sports car during a midlife crisis? That shit’s his baby for years. I’ve got a neighbor who’s been waxing his Miata for decades… Keeps it under a tarp and never drives it.

Jail? I have more of a feeling Trump will be taking a page from Putin or Lukashenko. We’re gonna find her in a ditch, having committed suicide by shooting herself in the back like 7 times or she’s gonna accidentally fall out of a window.

Or maybe you’re right, and she’ll just get Epsteined in jail… He’s got enough nazi friends in there.

Yes, please, add assault to his list of crimes! Preferably on camera, in front of plenty of witnesses, and unprovoked so he has zero chance of talking his way out of it!

I better be able to get a pu pu platter somewhere along the way…

Nope, no bones…

Uh oh… Guys, I caught one…

He’s pulling the “Look at me! I’m a working class guy just like you! I really do care about you!” angle. Like the propaganda of Mussolini working in the wheat fields.

First McDonald’s, now this…

I guess he’s trying to scout out possible jobs for after he gets out of prison.

No offense to actual food service or disposal workers. Trump would be shit at either.