Oh, “just stand up” you say? Wow, after that I could “just get everything important done” and “just make everyone happy”.

I have a better idea: I’m gonna go back to sleep.

Oh boy, can’t wait for Youtube Mail and Youtube Maps next

The story is more interesting than the title suggests! This guy was arrested for hacking two telecom companies, got released under investigation, then immediately hacked Nvidia before being put under house arrest. After that, he was relocated to a hotel (due to being doxxed) where all he had to work with was a Fire TV stick, which he promptly then used to hack Rockstar.

All in all, he’s believed to have stolen $14 million+. By the way… he’s 18, autistic, and enrolled in a special education school.

I’m 26, which makes me extremely old and not at all out of place here. Seriously, I could die any minute now! Not for any particular reason – just too old, you see…

I’ve got an anilist on the off-chance that anyone wants to check my weeblord credentials. I think I’ll flaunt the established <2000s paradigm and say that my favorite vintage anime is Steins;Gate. A bona fide classic, IMO.