What a motherfucking G.

Oh I see your point. Yes, fully agreed. I was confusingly using smut and homoeroticism interchangeably, which probably says things about me.

I am 1000% here for the smut, I am just saying I think it’s more like 7th century BCE erotic fan fiction than totally historical smut.

There is something almost nostalgically comforting about this headline in 2026. What the fuck is wrong with me.

That tracks with my experience being home schooled K-12 by young earth evangelical creationists. I didn’t start learning anything about the bible until I was in the process of deconstructing just in the last 5 years.

Christians in general, but Vangies in particular, generally read the bible like a cook book.

Not disputing the homoeroticism of the bible but to my admittedly limited understanding, their friendship was probably largely retconned and most of that story is likely because David killed Saul and all his family, including Jonathan, in a coup, after siding with the enemies of the Israelites.

Certainly the story of David is rife with propaganda about how David totally could have killed Saul if he wanted to. It’s because he probably did kill him.

For that matter, Solomon was probably not David’s son but killed him in a coup and the story of David and Bathsheba is to legitimize his reign.

I’m just a layman who reads about this a lot but hasn’t mastered it so I welcome any correction from folks who are closer to it.

I actually just got the pun just now, and realize my last comment probably seemed like a joke question.

I’m dumb.

Is this okay to use for non teaboos?

Proof of that or worse.

Yeah but in fairness The American People don’t have Kompromat on our president like multiple world leaders seem to.

I will never not upvote the ‘Fart

There is a generic leg bone?

I’ve been experiencing this dilemma a lot lately and I think we need a word for it.

Alright fine it’s yours then.

Are you talking about Doggerland? That would just get submergeder.

I hate to tell you this, but black mirror may be in our rear view mirror.

The problem is that - Already and forever more - the consumer and the AI have divergent definitions of “better”.

AI is not being served to us in a neutral space, it is largely developed and controlled by companies that also control important Algorithms, and that is no coincidence.

Use AI if you want to, but essentially You’re The Product and the cost is only the environment. Non-billionaires who think there is an actual value prop for them are basically concussed, they are so short sighted.

Feels like a definite mile marker in our descent to Idiocracy.

Oh, well I do beg your pardon.

My lovely brain