bro is drowning while we’re out here dying of thirst

nah i get it.

reject modernity, embrace tradition

four more days fellas we can do this

are you sure?

METAL KURU TOGA MY GOAT 👑 👑 👑 🐐 🐐 🐐 🔥🔥🔥

THANK YOU MADAM CHAIR 👏 👏 👏

is that a bottle or a crack pipe

LETTING THE DAYS GO BY let the water hold me down LETTING THE DAYS GO BY water flowing underground

this meme but it’s just a carton of eggs

oh my god I can speak spanish

common bill burr w

what is- oh it’s fucking :.|:;

the world’s richest man, de facto president, head of the tech oligarchy, is complaining about corporations irritating him.

incredibly based. i’ll take 30.

opposition? in THIS democratic party?

how dare you make me search “crucified sonic”

the guy is literally named sly. this is peak literature

it’s the mbta; service is always sloppy