America is “the land of the free” it’s got to have mandatory paid sick leave, right?

/s

The only thing weird about this is that more countries aren’t doing it.

“I know I’ve got mine, I hope you got yourself a gun.”

–Nas

That’s so nice of them, we should start returning the favor.

I sure hope no ICE agents get their “shit rocked” in ways nobody can explain…sure would be a real shame.

“Manufactured consent, not just for CBS anymore!”

–Reddit

Time to bring back the proud American tradition of shooting Nazis.