How about the music from the Splatoon games? They’re squids and octopi, but they sound suitably fishy.

OP really wanted that red rectangle with a red arrow, I guess. Here’s the original from this Al Jazeera story:

Oh dang! I also came in here to say Bad Religion, and I would have been wrong. Thank you for bringing sources.

OK, yeah. I didn’t see that one coming. Bubba isn’t confirmed to be Bill Clinton, but if true, I wonder how many of Trump’s bigoted fan base will finally ditch him for being bisexual, of all things.

What does this change? Before the election, the whole world already knew Trump raped children and 77 million Americans voted for him anyway. It was everywhere. There was no rock large enough that anyone could hide under it and not know that truth. They were OK with this.

Found it on Getty Images. Oh no, that’s Dr. Oz kneeling over the guy, too. I keep forgetting that snake oil salesman has a job in the White House.

My thought was to make a plumbing system that pipes water up and down, and someone’s superpower removes the effect of gravity on the upward flowing section only. Gravity accelerates water going down, but doesn’t decelerate it coming back up. But, I don’t know anyone who actually has control over gravity in a defined area other than myself in my dreams.

That’s really cool! Nintendo of America worked with this charity to modify Wii dev kits with 160GB hard drives and Bluetooth over wires! They’ve been doing this together from the N64 to the Switch Lite. I wonder if I can get involved in Streamers vs Everybody and raise money for the Starlight Foundation.

I’ve got this. That’s Sanae Kochiya, the other shrine girl from Touhou. This fan art came from Twitter when it was still Twitter.

Never mind what this orange idiot says. The real damage is that no other country will ever take a US President’s statements seriously again. He’s flushed us down the toilet and there’s no coming back.

My favorite Mario Kart game. Shout outs to CTGP Nitro, a romhack that keeps the entire original game intact, but optionally adds dozens of custom tracks.

Good point, yeah. I wonder if I should be saying Trump is the only government official in the US ever to be impeached twice. It includes every president, vice president, federal official, state governor, or state judicial official that there’s ever been in the US. That’s probably more accurate.

Here’s the writer’s Bluesky version of this post.

That last bit though, that he’s the only US President to be impeached twice, is too narrow. Of all the hundreds of millions of people who have ever been US citizens in the past 250 years, Trump is the only US citizen to ever be impeached twice.

I like how Wikipedia’s main issue is that this list has grown too long to read comfortably:

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• It has been suggested that this article be split out into articles titled False or misleading statements by Donald Trump (first term), False or misleading statements by Donald Trump (between terms) and False or misleading statements by Donald Trump (second term). (Discuss) (October 2025)

• This article may be too long to read and navigate comfortably.Consider splitting content into sub-articles, condensing it, or adding subheadings. Please discuss this issue on the article’s talk page.(September 2024)

They’re protesting for the wrong reasons. Look, I don’t like China’s leadership either, but these protesters are out there wearing MAGA hats and chanting racial slurs. Please don’t be fascist.

In 2007, I got my first Master System, the Coleco Handheld Electronic Games. I liked it a lot! It was a solid little bar of soap handheld with a tiny screen that made Fantasy Zone look great. I liked playing Aztec Adventure and throwing money at my problems. I eventually got a normal Master System and banged my head on Wonder Boy in Monster Land for a while.