You’re making it sound like one of the candidates wants to dismantle the american quasi-democracy and rule as a dictator, where on earth did you get that idea?
What, just because one of the candidates has loudly and proudly proclaimed that they indend to start their term by ruling as a dictator?
And because that same candidate has said “In four years, you don’t have to vote again, we’ll have it fixed so good you’re not going to have to vote.”?
The entire time he was thinking
“This could’ve been an email”
I’m addicted to crack, but it’s fine since it’s organic locally-sourced fairtrade crack
They keep shooting too far-right
I can totally understand why
Of course it’s bad taste, you’re supposed to inject it not eat it!
A child lying to their parent counts as disrespecting/not honoring their parents, right?
If so, the punishment is actually supposed to be a public execution by stoning if i recall correctly
It’s the journey, not the destination, that matters
If you sometimes eat other people, doesn’t that mean you’re in an open diet, or that you’re polydietous?
I have more than once typed shutdown instead of reboot when working on a remote machine… always fun
But i have to have my monitor on max brightness else i can’t see anything due to my dark theme!
Easy:
Everything’s a matrix if you realize there is no spoon
Hey! Those are my ancestors you’re dissing you know
The image is obviously upside down
Standing desks is out, the new fad is hanging upside down like a bat while working
“our new cancer drug is 99% effective!”
“So it doesn’t work in 1% of cases? Then what’s the point, throw it away, we just have to accept that cancer is going to happen”
I understood the joke, but i choose to get offended regardless!
Your blood will replenish itself, but your privacy will be gone forever