i feel a narrator like from a p&c adventure would be nice sometimes

“you can’t use that here”

“there isn’t enough space to put that down”

“you say, as if to yourself”

“it’s firmly attached”

“you could, but that would be theft”

“it would just fall off, what would that be good for?”

“it wont render properly, you have to add newlines inbetween”

What about theoretically?

not gonna lie, lowkey wanna try

i have never seen salted peanuts still with husk… whats the salts purpose in this case?

are we talking about the same species? Arachis hypogaea?

i like your funky glasses :D

excuse me, i tried following your suggestions… now my bowl has a bitemark where i chipped off some of it, my mouth is bleeding (ceramic bowl), and chips and peanuts are everywhere… i think i might need a doctor

j/k but what the hell do you mean “try cracking them inside your mouth?” roasted, salted peanuts are usually already husked… and chips dont have a husk… im confused but dont need a doctor actually XD

sometimes i dont want my hands to get salty but snack on peanuts… guess how i go about that -_-

edit: chips can be easily dealt with using chopsticks btw. putting them in a large bowl first helps too, so the back of your hand doesnt get greasy either…

yeah i saw this notification right under the one i got back then :D

oh, btw: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/16526141/10680473

“but could you browse through them or would it just be: bam!?” me to the witch offering her potions

are you saying an american fried this ice?

we have such sights to show you…

i hate driving but this would slap

but you don’t want to cede control over the finances because you’ve tied your sense of self-worth to your status as the breadwinner?

that’s not it.

i wouldnt mind handing that status off, but i do mind that she wont be able to pursue her creative career while out cleaning some shitty offices.

im sorry it did not work out for you.

but who said anything about me becoming a deadweight wth? i didnt quit. i still have a job. i should just remove this

prices are way down

in your local bubble perhaps, here it’s as expensive as always…

thats what i hope for

it has been legalized this year… but we are both bumbling idiots around plants… i had prepared around 50 paprika seeds (i didnt count, but threw away half of them because i had no space to plant them) had them sprouting and all… and now, weeks later, only two survived. but havent grown at all after the initial growth spurt… it was 6 that were growing okish, but idk… either the cat ate them or they drowned… bc of the cat, i had put a netting across the … “plantation” … but that was weeks ago and them fuckers arent growing at all ._.

we’re waiting for the state to stop being a bumbling idiot about allowing the now legallized cannabis grow-clubs to actually grow cannabis. apparently the clubs need someone with some qualification that has been invented just for this but not yet implemented… maybe next year… (i expect shortly thereafter the law to change again and pot becoming illegal again)

the visuals and concept are both disgusting, but reading this made me laugh like nothing for a long time, thanks peeps, this was lovely

in the front or the back but not yet on both.

sorry, it would be to specific, i had already typed it all out in my original draft, but closed the tab and began anew