He said he went in the opposite direction in part to speak out against the oft-invoked notion that people who have road rage, park incorrectly or drive “jacked-up trucks” do so because they are overcompensating for having micropenises.

“In reality,” Phillips said, “I believe that has nothing to do with it.”

Bro I know you got a micro-penis but you ain’t gotta cock-block our jokes like that

can you cockblock a micro penis? feels like it’d be too small, it’d get around you like the golden snitch. Dude could have penetrative sex with the dimple on a golfball.

ok I’ll stop

When I was struggling with alcoholism, I hit a low point and ended up having to move back in with my parents. They made me start taking that, “antabuse” stuff. It, uh, didn’t work. I’d continue drinking with it, and the only thing that would happen is I would break out in giant red splotches. Never got sick from it. Didn’t do a damn thing.

What DID help, was living in a safe space with my wife, far away, with access to weed. Living in that supportive helpful environment was the trick that finally lead me to realize “ya know, if ever there was a future where I lost all of this great stuff I have going for me, surely it would be the future where I keep drinking.” For some reason getting high always helps me put things in perspective and process trauma, and dang if it didn’t end up working that day. I went from drinking a bottle of bourbon a day, to nothing. Sober now almost 7 years. I owe it all to my (now ex)wife and my ability to use weed without police fucking me over for it.

Are all republicans just genuinely dumb as a fucking brick?

Maybe the central theme of a functional democracy should be education, because it seems to destroy conservative agendas (because the conservative agenda is based on idiocy, hate, and racism)

My father is a drumpf loving dumbass too. At one point he threatened me over the phone, saying that there was a “war coming,” and I should “pick the right side.”

I think what happened is the dad brought her into the bedroom to threaten her with the gun, pointing it right at her, and then “accidentally” fired. But how much of an accident can you call it, when you point a loaded hand-gun at someone, with the safety OFF, and your finger ON the trigger?

In the fathers eyes, it was an accident. But we all know that’s bullshit.

I carried a small baby and a ladder with me to the alligator pit at the zoo. I set the ladder up next to the pit, I climbed to the top of the ladder and held the baby out over the alligator pit. But oh no officer! The baby just, whoops! slipped through my hands! Purely accidental! I definitely didn’t want to feed my baby to the alligators!

He murdered his daughter because he valued a rapists lies over his daughters life. He’s a piece of shit, and I hope his every waking moment is haunted.

Man she got the crazy eyes, how tf u out here electing people with crazy eyes? you know they crazy!

“Every single traffic death is a policy failure, it’s a design failure, it’s an infrastructure failure,” she said. “And if we make different choices when it comes to how we design our streets and how we design our laws, there won’t be any more traffic deaths.”

Great quote. Yup! If we had more trains, busses, and bicycle friendly infrastructure, there’d be a lot less dead people

No. Blunck is German, and Hefti is Swiss-German, meaning their great grand-parents or whatever immigrated here.

I got this all yesterday too. I thought it was because I told the moderators of r/pics to go fuck themselves.

On a picture of Greenland, I made a comment about how drumpf wants it because after 30-40 more years of climate change, Greenland will be great farmland. So instead of acting to combat climate change, him and his gang of pedophile rapists are attempting to cash in on it.

R/pics moderator removed the comment, and said if I wanted to use r/pics again, I had to reply with a carefully worded apology message to them. I did it, so I could message again, and then told them to go fuck themselves. Now I’m banned from r/pics. OH WELL.

reverse racism.

That’s what they literally think it means

Jeff Tweedy is, I think, the greatest American lyricist of his generation. His stuff always hits. But for some reason, Wilco- She’s a Jar and it’s chorus, has always stuck with me.

"Just climb aboard

The tracks of a trains arm

In my fragile family tree

And watch me floating inches above

The people under me"

Another one from Jeff’s (I’ve seen him in concert 5 times already, I can call him Jeff) solo Album, Jeff Tweedy- I know what it’s like

"When the lights are dim

In my window I have a twin

I’m always looking out

And he’s always looking in

I know what it’s like

Starting over again"

And then, finally, from one of the greatest flows in the rap game, MF DOOM- Figaro, and this weird ass lyric that has lived rent-free in my head since I heard it

"Off pride tykes talk wide through scar meat

Off sides like how Worf rides with Starfleet"

Ha! noice. I would always eat it with a spoon

They didn’t call 911, the school “security” officer followed the kid home, escalated the situation, refused to leave after the kid and parents told her to, then just walked into this families home, escalating it even further before her backup decides to shoot the child 9 fucking times.

Meanwhile, the kid only ever picked up the knife because he felt threatened by the cops, which… he was. Stalking someone to their home and verbally accosting them while doing so, making vague threats; “you better not hit me,” is seriously fucked up. She goaded an emotionally distressed teenager into having a reaction, and then killed him for it in front of his parents.

Jodi Hefti and Kyle Blunck should be in prison.

Geordi and Data will always be my favorite

My Grandma makes this great drink called a bourbon slush, which is basically orange juice concentrate plus bourbon.

The younger generations are gonna miss out on so much

Look it’s just fun to go out in the snow 😅

We’re gonna steal the election through force and manipulation because democrats keep stealing the election through getting more votes 😩

nope just correct

If you’re not disabled and use these delivery apps extensively, I judge the shit out of you. I don’t even get pizza delivered, I’ll pick that shit up. Some lazy ass people these days I swear

wow what a piece of shit. mindlessly pandering to a group of genociders in the midst of a genocide. Is genocider right? What would you call an isreali who’s actively trying to wipe out an entire race of people? genocidist? a kapo?

anyway, it’s long past time that motherfucker left in disgrace

We know how to stop it, but we’ll probably end up dead or imprisoned forever for it so… The revolution will only happen when a lot of people of nothing left to lose.