keepcarrot [she/her]

Ok, but like… Everyone down the chain gets the joke, I don’t know what the problem is. Open your wine with the penis thing

I honestly don’t know what you’re talking about. Do you think that a random party guy in Siberia can just say “Nope, the USSR cannot get any oil now” and nothing would be done and he’d be showered in women and coke? Or… Yeah, what the fuck are you talking about?

Politicians were paid around the middle of the income scale in the Soviet Union.

Unless you’re talking about like the occasional free beer or taxi ride for competently administering your job, which I gotta tell you, however much you think Communist party members did it… Like, have you had a job and talked to your boss and their inter-business negotiations? Holy shit

By sleeping and waking in 2 hour chunks, you’ll have 12 days per day, giving you $1000 per day with two days off. Hustle mindset hashtag

My first thought was the They Live aliens

I wish I had more time :(

Rocks are dialectical when they bash against one another, just as I bash my head against every other leftist.

I think like… Rocks aren’t political, until communities of humans arrive and start talking about rocks and using language to describe rocks. A rock that humans have never interacted with isn’t political, until people start using it as an example of what is and isn’t political. Sort of like quantum but for concepts and relationships being perceived by communities of people.

Why did I write this?

Forklifts are fun to drive honestly

They allow us to more precisely manipulate and feel with our fingertips by providing a hard surface to work against for the otherwise fleshy fingertips, and can themselves be used to pick at things smaller than fleshy nubs would be able to. That’s not to say fleshy things can’t be super precise and manipulable, but evolution doesn’t work that way and we already have these grasping hands and not tiny worm fingers or something

Does this box with a sliver of bicycle handlebar count as containing a bicycle?

If I was walking in a desert and saw a tortoise on its back, struggling to get up, and I was not helping it

What books are they reading?

Yeah, I think that’s how it works

I notice it but don’t care. Also, is wifi “wire fidelity”? I notice and care when my wifi is crap

Is this a critique? That’s pretty dope