Thankfully I am poor and won’t die in a plane crash, in the ocean, at some exotic locale, by lions/tigers/bears/elephants/alligators/rhinos/hippos, food poisoning or kidnappers.
Although, I could be in my kiddie pool as a plane crashes in my yard and a stray cat eats my carcass.
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