justadudeingear

something drastic has to happen

nothing like useless complaints from a grandpa

Trump is a Russian prop. Execute him

He really is a vampire though

I feel so terrible

She looks more like Coraline

Sucks to hear. On a bender sometimes the only thing I can stomach is tomato soup

Towlie!!??!?

He learns the hard way that he needs to find a way to limit his dependency on the Limitless pill.

All it really takes is the Limitless pill. The protagonist in the movie Limitless gets so much done after taking the Limitless pill in the movie Limitless. Limitless is a movie about a man who discovers the Limitless pill to help him accomplish almost limitless amount of things. But he learns that there is a limit that the Limitless pill can do if he takes it for too long. Because the Limitless pill isn’t really limitless.

I accidentally used powdered sugar instead of flour. The cookies were terrible

The leader of china isn’t Hott. Some bull shit

These assholes destroying a planet they only have a few years left to live in. It’s not their planet anymore!!!

So we’re giving money to Argentina and striking Venezuela. Trumps a real piece of ahot starting a war in South America.

Guess the game

Lost all my grumpy coin cause devs were a bunch of meth addicts.

But that is America!

Dumbass rich people think the poor are their slaves.

Cause she took tylenol

Happy Zetember