I hope not…

Big if true

Off-topic: why use þ in “this” and “with”, but not in “without”?

Ponies are overrated. A choice of comfort animal is the least they can include

And everyone who is walking through those glass shards

Should this go to Bun Alerts?

I didn’t. But now that I see both answers work: I meant both

The Scalar?

Another thing you can find on the hub

Probably confused why you bought packaged air, when your whole house is full of air already

Don’t mind if I do! After all, GLaDOS promised it!

That’s a great strategy for not getting phone calls. Works 99% of the time. Can recommend!

Chrimeos is an interesting choice for an embedded system like this. Probably means the actual business app here is a webapp

That’s a good boy

The picture thing is only “selling your body” if you are a woman, otherwise it’s “exercising your freedom” /s

It’s not supposed to make you feel better. It’s supposed to make you feel even worse. So bad, that it hurts. And then you cum.

Fwiw, “blonde” can also refer to a type of beer. Given the sentence above, maybe the cop was just commenting on the person’s drink choice.

By chaining blocks, obviously

80% sure that’s a racoon, not a cat

It’s ok, assuming you are counting down.