Its just the internet and text, sarcasm doesnt translate; Poe’s law

I got followed and immediately messaged by a mastodon user from another instance, we chatted for a while but it felt a little off, then they asked where I lived so I went to their instance and it was an instance for AI stuff so i figured the account was just some chat bot, because all their replies were very similar to what they were messaging me, since then there was no more activity from the profile after I stopped responding

oh yeah I looked up bullet proof coffee and that is what he gave me, it is grass fed ghee lol

I think the part where the coffee is ice cold and doesn’t melt butter is probably where the problems started, butter neither made it better or worse at that point

Aren’t you supposed to use ghee not just regular butter. My friend gave me some ghee for coffee and I tried it, it wasn’t bad but I didn’t want to have a heart attack so I didn’t use the rest. Now I use ghee for cooking to try it out and every time I smell it I want coffee or popcorn

I don’t like tea because its bitter

Be careful, I started doing this with the scrub jays that had babies in a bush at my house and they found my bedroom window, now I wake up to screaming hungry jays that want their daily peanut allotment

At least until your stomach is all ulcers

Yeah it took me some time to get used to it, I also customized it a lot over the years, I like to set it so the keyboard shows automatically so I can just hit a letter as soon as I unlock my phone

Way faster than searching around for icons for me, plus it auto sorts them depending on usage at times. For example in the morning Waze is there and then a bit later my work time clock shows up and Lemmy is always a press away. Plus you can add tags to things so I use voyager for Lemmy but I tagged it Lemmy so I can search for either. I use my desktop the same way I hit the super key and start typing and my applications are there so its nice to transfer that muscle memory over to my phone

what a great game, Im like one mission past you on the thieves quests but I just started the shivering isles last night

I mean he puts ketchup on steak so Im not sure if he cares what the ketchup is on as long as its dry and tasteless

is it an insult if they actually love it

as long as I can cover it all with the kiss launcher

oh interesting Ill have to look into that! thank you

that was my thinking too, if something happened to me I dont want all my wifes passwords to be locked out so I made her an admin on the account as well to be able to continue paying for the service or export her passwords

I spent so long looking for the lost and found at the hotel

Yeah as a hobby but we don’t do like family portraits at a studio yearly or anything

It’s a people who like dogs and photos thing. I have dogs and live in the US and don’t take any yearly photos of anything

They were very similar to the guerrero brand ones that are circl shaped. They were alright but we had to try them because we’ve never seen square ones before. You got me interested so I looked them up and they are made by a company in LA

http://lospericosfood.com/quad.html