Lmaooo these dingos think Kim jong un will holler at them if they suck his e-weiner enough

Wanted to play halo but I had uninstalled it to make space so I played prodeus instead. Close enough

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Hey Siri, please generate 900 pages of gollum porn

I was a super weird, isolated and badly socialized abused kid with nearly unlimited internet access from a way-too-young-age and looking back I think I had a lot of conversations with adults like this where they were checking to make sure I wasn’t going off the deep end

Real talk, how is stupid any less ableist than retard? Same meaning, same origin. It’s like telling people to stop calling black people n-words, call them coons instead. Pretty silly imo!

This episode fucked me up as a kid. I was so scared I’d get bitten by a worm man whenever I transported. Still get nervous sometimes…

37 hours from now, breaking news IDF tests new radiation beam weapon on group of gazan toddlers

It’s windows derangement syndrome, sadly afflicts many on the lemmyverse