Heck

Once Oracle has control over it, it has to get better… right? Right!?

“I don’t make mistakes” = person incapable of personal growth. Their personal life story would just be cringe.

The republicans haven’t figured out a way to be racist towards clankers yet, that’s all.

Fixed that for you

Oi! That’s a right load of poppycock!

Try a bug that sporadically happens only in release mode, with no clear connection to anything else, only to find out years later it only happens when someone uses the microwave for too long in the break room.

“You know, we always get this error after lunch when I reheat leftover soup.”

Goddamnit Kyle!

Just keep regenerating data until it’s something the stock holders like. Doesn’t matter if it’s BS. They’re already accustomed to that.

If I could, I’d throw a chancla at that person

Pineapple belongs on pizza

The pacifist route on Undertale is refreshingly wholesome and you just don’t get that with many videos games.

Also, I loved Hi-fi Rush’s music-based combat and fun characters.

I loved the world-building in Transistor. It felt like a more fleshed-out and artistic Tron setting.

Latinas be like: *scoffs* “You’re such a little bitch. I’ll do it myself.”

Apparently I’m a truly good human because my organizational autism trait gets triggered. I’m not even annoyed fixing them. It’s just satisfying to see them in order.

It *can* be seen as rude, depending on the culture. Like, “I did your job for you because you took so long”. More often in “high class” settings, like places that need reservations weeks in advance.

But most of the time, people just don’t care to assist the waiters and most waiters will appreciate it if you stack the plates. Some may judge you if you do it wrong.

Tomāto potăto

ROFL! Just go ahead, save me a seat. My spouse and I can’t go hiking with certain friends because not only are we slow, but we stop to admire little things like moss, mushrooms and bugs.

That’s some dystopian shit. Tell big brother pharma what is bothering you.

And disable automatic updates

Yeah… Situational awareness kind of a requirement for short people.

Tip from person with short legs: if someone is walking faster behind you, move to the side and slow down to let them pass at their speed. You’re welcome fast walkers.