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Just be wary of the dog.

Odiham seems a bit more built up than I’d have expected…

I can hear his daughter rolling her eyes from here.

Lost his phone. Borrowed someone else’s phone. Lost that one too. I was going to slag him off, but remembered I have ADHD and am almost always doing this sort of shit. I was even going to say “with less freezing”, but then I remembered about the time I found my glasses in the freezer. So fair do’s.

zoo bosses hailing the breeding programme “a success”

…a terrifyingly horrible success.

So she asked me, ‘What was your dog’s name growing up?’ and I said, ‘Suzette Monet.’

🤔

As if online shopping substitutions aren’t already a lottery.

In all seriousness though, better something more recyclable like a beer can than those plastic pouches. There should be a law that says if packaging doesn’t need to be plastic then it shouldn’t be. Bring back metal toothpaste tubes, glass milk bottles, and those weird waxy paper bags they used to have inside cereal boxes.

I’ll get my walking stick and see myself out.

Jesus. That’s fucking grim.

I mean, it’s not even the same jumper…

Star Trek: Tears of the Kingdom

Nothing says opulence like infinite reflections of yourself having a shit.

Denmark is a bit different though. They’ve cracked down on all flavours except menthol and tobacco, and they’ve taxed it similar to cigarettes. The UK is only banning disposable vapes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh5swCCunO8

Pride of Britain… Conceived by the Daily Mirror and has included such illustrious people as Simon Cowell, Eamon Holmes and Piers Morgan on the panel of judges.

Thanks! Yeah, I honestly don’t hold it against anyone for not understanding or appreciating ADHD. I don’t understand it myself most of the time. And before a psychiatrist told me I had it, I didn’t realize how it totally and completely ruled some parts of my life.

Some of the batteries in that bucket must be 10+ years old. The bucket has even moved house with me. Definitely a fire hazard. I go and get groceries every other day, but in 10 years I’ve never remembered to take them. And even when I do remember, I go “I’ll do it next time”!

Let my ADHD ass introduce you to my bucket of used batteries, and my giant bag of “soft plastics”, both of which require a trip to the store (5 minute walk away) to recycle.

Well, I have kids. So that 8 hour game will last me a month. Combine that with a 20 year backlog…

Lol. 90 hours games. Fuck that shit. I’ve never been on board with that nonsense. Give me a decent 8 hour game and stop destroying the lives of your employees with never ending crunch.

Something I’ve discovered as I’ve gotten older is “wrong glasses” is both a legitimate issue, a great excuse for any fuck ups.