If there’s a way to do it without hurting the bears I want to see a show where they have them taste test things. I wonder what the bear-approved brand of canned chili would be. Bah it would probably be rigged by corporate sponsors. Today’s episode is sponsored by Hormel, so we have 5 brands of chili for the bears to try. Wow!! They all chose Hormel, the best canned chili on the market! And then later it comes out that they put skunk extract in all the other brands so the bears would go for Hormel only.

Grindr used to be fun til the fucking ferengis took it over

Living in the federation sounds great til Starfleet goes and provokes some horrific alien empire for the 9000th time

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Don’t get entangled in interpersonal drama among the people you know. If someone comes to you with some petty bullshit about someone else, and you weren’t there, don’t take their word for it, don’t repeat their story.

What the fuck

I’m the dick taker and I’m gonna take your dick. Give it to me give it to me now now now!!! Let me take your veiny little dick!

Funguses like fusarium scare me. They lie in wait for us to die so they can breakdown our bodies for molecular scrap. They eat our food, our homes, even live inside of us. Some don’t even have the decency to wait until death and start to dig in while we’re still alive. It’s been a cool, wet summer where I live an blight is already already starting to emerge in my tomato plants. My worst nightmares center around being consumed by mold.

I’m gonna throw up. What the fuck

Hot take but I wish sex scenes were just eliminated from games entirely. A nice fade to black is a million times better than awkwardly watching some 3D models gyrating along with weird exaggerated “this is what sex sounds like” acting.

I have blocked all the sublemmys that are doing it

Me Earl

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I’ve been avoiding the political BS and finding it much better. Easier to avoid the vitriolic stuff here too. And you can turn off seeing comment and post scores so downvotes don’t exist for me.

I haven’t seen nearly as many obvious rage bait bot posts either.

60 years of good meals. That pan could end up being some important artifact of our time period in the far future.

Seriously they’ve been doing this shit for like 200 years when does it stop???