Probably someone just following the rule.

I had no idea SpongeBob and Patchy were the same actor

I like Hank Green’'s version. X is the brand. Twitter is the people on it. You can buy the company, but you can’t buy Twitter.

Get better homies

Let her be proud of her students, teaching is hard enough as it is

Nope, I still don’t get it. Am I missing some American knowledge?

I would if I could. But I can’t find any crop tops that don’t leave space for boobs I don’t have or want, or dolphin shorts that leave space for male anatomy.

I am so done with the same 3 options for male clothing being the only thing available anywhere.

No

I don’t understand

The creators of the matrix are M to F

Really? Because literally every German news website does this.

Women are so cute and I don’t think they are very loud 💀

I am confused, does this mean Reddit is not going to be searchable on search engines anymore?

IDK. If he had stayed like this the world would probably be a better place.

She was already wearing the tank top, and is still wearing the hoodie around her waist. Who knows where the cat ears came from. Maybe they just materialize when your egg cracks?

So I decided to Google this and mostly found that keeping your bedroom door closed increases your chance to survive a fire. So, hmm.

UwU

Who’s the artist?

Oh boy this brings back bad memories. My girlfriend and I were waiting for boarding. They make an announcement, that boarding is started, and to please wait until your group is called, and to keep away (this was on the tail end of covid and hygiene rules were quite strict.) We were boarding group 3, so we wait for our announcement. And we wait, and we wait. Finally, we hear our names on last call. We run to the boarding desk thing, and they are so mad at us for not coming earlier. Yelling at us what we were waiting for, etc. We just told them that we’re boarding group 3 and were specifically instructed to wait until we’re called. They told us that sometimes it just goes faster than expected so they don’t call the groups. Which, of course, we’re supposed to know telepathically?

Anyway, we made it onto the plane, and thankfully staff on the plane was very nice (I think they noticed I nearly had a panic attack.) Still think of this every so often. Especially since I felt like there is nothing I could’ve done without explicitly violating what we were told.